did i read that sign right?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Austin's Angel (move over school!) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 12:45:27

i just thought this email i got from a friend was funny.
Did I Read That Sign Right?
In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread The stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 12:52:27

Lol, i like this. smiles

Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 17:56:33

i'd say these people need grammar lessons. hehehe

Post 4 by Austin's Angel (move over school!) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 20:46:58

lol blake, yeah... i saw that before i posted it. should've corrected it.

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 20:58:13

i think that was supposed to be part of the joke though.

Post 6 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 03-Nov-2006 0:38:11

very cool. i love that kind of humor.

Post 7 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 03-Nov-2006 17:00:29

Hey, I myself could've written some of those signs too.

Post 8 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Friday, 03-Nov-2006 20:06:59

Lolololol! trem! lmao.

Post 9 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 04-Nov-2006 14:44:39

lol, thanks yvonne!

Post 10 by Austin's Angel (move over school!) on Saturday, 04-Nov-2006 17:22:34

um, trem?
and you're very welcome hanna.

Post 11 by Austin's Angel (move over school!) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 11:26:17

i forgot i'd posted this, anyone know where i can find more stuff like this?

Post 12 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 15:46:15

Oh shit. I seriously couldn't stop laughing. I found one like it about stuff that was in a church or something. I love these!

Post 13 by Austin's Angel (move over school!) on Saturday, 22-Dec-2007 12:19:59

Yeah, I also love things like these.

Post 14 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 22-Dec-2007 13:08:17

lol i love things like this, i have a list somewhere i'll post soon lol

Post 15 by SFAIdol (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 21:07:40

This was so hilarious!

Post 16 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 9:01:48

Didnt' say what the bull's price was though, grin. Seriously, very funny signs there. I also love stuff like this.